My Grandparents are Assassins

A quiet vacation in Italy was supposed to be peaceful.

Instead, it became a family reunion with secret weapons, hidden tunnels, trained assassins, and one very dangerous truth.

When a young traveler arrives at their grandparents' elegant manor in the Italian countryside, they expect homemade pasta, old family stories, and long, boring days under the sun. But something about the manor feels strange. Locked doors open by themselves. The wine cellar hides more than bottles. The portraits on the walls seem to be watching. And her sweet grandparents are far too calm when danger comes knocking.

Then the truth explodes into the open.

Her grandparents are not ordinary retirees. They are highly trained contract operatives with CIA connections, a secret past, martial arts skills, and enough high-tech gadgets to turn their beautiful old manor into a battlefield.

When a ruthless enemy from their past returns to steal a powerful invention hidden beneath the house, the family vacation becomes a wild fight for survival. With assassins closing in, drones circling the sky, secrets buried under the vineyard, and a security system that does not always behave, one shocked grandchild must decide whether to run from the family legacy-or become part of it.

Funny, fast-paced, and full of action, My Grandparents Are Assassins is a thrilling comedy adventure about family secrets, courage, loyalty, and discovering that the people you thought were harmless may be the most dangerous people in the room.